In a speach the other day, Mr.Obama could not understand the angst of the tea partiers,he believes we should thank him. I won't go into how agotisticle that sounds coming from the President of the United States. That aside, you're right Mr. President we owe you a thank you which will be based on your assumptions.
First and most important, we would like to thank you for lying to us about transparentcy as to our belief that you were going to show the process and the debate on C-Span. We want to thank you for the seven hundred eighty seven billion dollar ($787 billion) stimulas package which did about as much for us and the country as your tax reduction for the working man. By the way, that extra six dollars ($6.00) you put in my check every week help me with the down payment on that yacht I've been looking at, thank you. Actually, by the time I paid federal taxes, state taxes, local taxes and sales taxes on that six dollars, I was left with about $1.25 but hey it gives you something to stump about right, thats all that counts. Besides, you will tax me on that $6.00 again next year.
I want to thank you for taking six months to make a decision as to troop increases in Afganistan, I'm sure the men and women over there appreciated your thoughtful process while they were getting the hell beat out of them. I also want to give you cudo's for taking over the auto industry and screwing the investors out of their money and giving it ,and increased power to the unions who were thoughtful enough to donate millions to your campaign, oh! and lets not forget the banks you saw fit to take over, and the student loan program, that helped put 3000 people out of work; does that come out of your two million saved or created? I'm having trouble typing as I'm am shedding tears of greatfulness for your thoughtful consideration.Give me a minute.
Okay I feel better, where was I, oh yes, and thank you for dimissing, degrading, apoligizing, and bowing to the rest of the world and finally telling them all what a lousy nation we are, for fighting their wars, rebuilding their countries,donating to everyone who has a nationlistic hand out. And lets not forget that you were brave enough to miss the launch of the ship built from World Trade Center steel, couldn't make it to the Berlin Wall, as well as other presidential duties you should attend to show our respects. But boy! you couldn't make it to pick up your peace prize fast enough, way to go Mr. President.
You gave us health care! You have to hand it to a man who has 60% of his nation stating Mr. President thanks but no thanks on the health care. But you rammed it down our throats, thank god for your steady hand of wisdom to show us the way. Your attempts at Net Neutrality,Cap and Trade, Tax increases as far as the eye can see,debt increases that would make a "V" recovery in stock market look like a rocket launch. And speaking of rockets, I never knew you were into space exploration until this week when "you" decieded that we no longer need NASA as it has been since Kennedy, "you" now have "your" own vision. Where do you get the energy?
Your foreclosure has worked beyond imagination, just like your jobs summit, billions of dollars spent a mere 100,000.00 or so helped. Those two million jobs you created can't seem to be found, but I'm sure they are there, after all you said so, oh there they are, the're in the goverment sector, where everyone averages 70K a year and 40K in bennies, can I send you my resume Mr. President. I didn't vote for you, but here's your chance to buy another one. OOP! Sorry no ones supposed to know.
You are the first president to hold dearly a cabinet of crooks, communist, socialist radicals, but again we won't hold you accountable because we know you never had a real job, and never ran a business so your ability to sift through the applicants and their resumes is not your fault. But I will tell you, Richard Nixon is laughing his back side off because you just trumped him and Jimmy Cater in only a year and a half. High Five Mr. President. And we thought Carter was inept, at least he had a good heart.
I could go on and pat you on the back for all your wisdom and thoughless and tireless efforts to ruin this country, but my fingers are starting to hurt because I'm no longer typing the keys, I am pounding them. Keep degrading the tea party movement Mr. President your doing a hell of a job, and we will thank you with all of our heart in 2012. Can't you feel the love BHO.